Category: Creative Writing

• Should You Fight That Guy?

  

  It depends.

  Matthew Speiser

  March 18, 2024

  Creative Writing

• The Pros & Cons of Building My Personal Brand Online

  

  Everybody loves self-promotion.

  Matthew Speiser

  February 21, 2024

  Creative Writing

• A Unified Theory of Vibes

  

  We only have so many vibes to give.

  Matthew Speiser

  February 1, 2024

  Creative Writing

• How to Manage Finances as a Couple

  

  Don’t break up over money. Do this instead.

  Matthew Speiser

  January 15, 2024

  Creative Writing

• In 2024, I’m Seeking Someone As Toxic As I Am

  

  Am I worthy of love? That’s a question for 2025.

  Matthew Speiser

  January 4, 2024

  Creative Writing

• How I Bought My Own Home by Being Born 60 Years Ago

  

  Anybody who’s made money in real estate will tell you it’s all about knowing when to buy.

  Matthew Speiser

  December 21, 2023

  Creative Writing

• Friendship Packages for Matt™

  

  What kind of platonic male bonding are you looking for?

  Matthew Speiser

  December 15, 2023

  Creative Writing

• What to do When Your Friends Hate Jews

  

  A guide for Jewish people.

  Matthew Speiser

  November 9, 2023

  Creative Writing

• How to Win Couple’s Therapy

  

  A guide for sociopaths.

  Matthew Speiser

  July 7, 2023

  Creative Writing

• I’ll Do These Important Things Once I Do All These Less Important Things

  

  I’ll do these important things … eventually.

  Matthew Speiser

  June 8, 2023

  Creative Writing