Category: Creative Writing
Traveling the World Will Surely Solve All My Problems
Wherever you go, there you are.
What if Every TV Show Was as Bad as Season 8 Game of Thrones?
Capitalism doesn’t reward great art nearly as much as it does terrible art made cheaply.
I’m a Guest at Your Wedding, and I Can’t Wait to Talk Shit About It
A wedding is a referendum on the style, taste, and sensibilities of the newlywed couple.
New Rules for Tourist Traps
Why be immersed in the moment when you could be taking a dope picture?
I’m a Human Determined to Make Myself Useless
Just imagine a future where AI is so good, humans serve literally no purpose whatsoever!
I’ve Stopped Eating Delicious Food Except for When I Eat Delicious Food
Do I really want to eat more food that’s not delicious just because I’m trying not to eat delicious food?
I’m an Entitled College Student Lacking Self Awareness. Here’s an Essay About Something I Hate.
My study abroad experience didn’t meet my impossible standards and I’m MAD.
How I Added Value by Helping Destroy Silicon Valley Bank
A VC’s perspective on the fall of SVB.
I Watch Sports Because It’s a Socially Acceptable Way for Men to Express Their Emotions
Male vulnerability is shameful.
How to Make the Forbes 30 Under 30 List
Or, how to build a fraudulent startup and scam a bunch of boomers out of millions.