Category: Creative Writing
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What if Every TV Show Was as Bad as Season 8 Game of Thrones?
Capitalism doesn’t reward great art nearly as much as it does terrible art made cheaply.
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I’m a Guest at Your Wedding, and I Can’t Wait to Talk Shit About It
A wedding is a referendum on the style, taste, and sensibilities of the newlywed couple.
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I’m a Human Determined to Make Myself Useless
Just imagine a future where AI is so good, humans serve literally no purpose whatsoever!
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I’ve Stopped Eating Delicious Food Except for When I Eat Delicious Food
Do I really want to eat more food that’s not delicious just because I’m trying not to eat delicious food?
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I’m an Entitled College Student Lacking Self Awareness. Here’s an Essay About Something I Hate.
My study abroad experience didn’t meet my impossible standards and I’m MAD.
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I Watch Sports Because It’s a Socially Acceptable Way for Men to Express Their Emotions
Male vulnerability is shameful.
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How to Make the Forbes 30 Under 30 List
Or, how to build a fraudulent startup and scam a bunch of boomers out of millions.
Matthew Speiser 