Category: Creative Writing
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How to Make a Charcuterie Board
Nothing says ‘I make an adult salary’ quite like a charcuterie board.
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Welcome to Your First NYC Apartment
This apartment is overrun with hyper-intelligent mice. You’re going to love it here.
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A Message to Our Valued Employees on Our New Worker Productivity Monitoring Software
If you need time to think critically about business solutions, please do so outside of business hours.
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Stop Blaming White Men for Problems Created by White Men
How would you like it if we brought your gender or ethnicity into the equation when you screw up?
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I Can No Longer Defend the Second Amendment
I don’t want to reconcile my love of guns with facts and evidence.
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‘I Bring Down the Place’
When I was a child I was told I’d either end up a success or a bum. Somehow, I think I’ve managed to be both.
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Live the Rest of Your Life in 2002
For a limited time only, you can travel back 20 years in our time machine and never come back!
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The 7 Habits of People Who Are More Highly Effective Than You
Congratulations on buying yet another self-help book. Surely this will be the one that fixes all your problems.
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Updates to How Life Works in 2022
We here at Life have listened to your feedback and are excited to announce a number of important updates.
Matthew Speiser 