Category: Creative Writing
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Your Asshole Kid Is Not Your Fault, But We Must Give Them Shock Therapy

Shut up and let us electrocute your children.
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This Group Chat Has Everything

Has this group chat led to bloodshed? Hell yes this group chat has led to bloodshed.
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Romantic Places to Propose on the New York City Subway System

On the platform of the Hoyt-Schermerhorn stop.
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How to Make a Charcuterie Board

Nothing says ‘I make an adult salary’ quite like a charcuterie board.
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Welcome to Your First NYC Apartment

This apartment is overrun with hyper-intelligent mice. You’re going to love it here.
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A Message to Our Valued Employees on Our New Worker Productivity Monitoring Software

If you need time to think critically about business solutions, please do so outside of business hours.



